June 2011, Spindle Magazine Issue 4

“She is beauty and she is grace,

She is queen of 50 states,

She is elegance and taste,

She is Miss United States.”

Sings a doe eyed man staring in adoration, with just a smidge of jealousy, at the weeping my size Barbie, draped in a sash with her tiara firmly in place and a smile stretched from ear to ear (whether through happiness or pain because she can’t move her face anymore is unclear).

The beauty pageant is a staple of American …read more